The biographics of an ‘About’ page are useless when you change jobs, courses, universities and hobbies every year. So I’ll speculate.

Fionn is a novelist of the robot erotica genre, having broken free from the servitude of the self-publishing industry and published ‘Tasteful Nodes’ to marginal acclaim, tattooed on the backs of the thriving wild chimp population, their predecessors having coordinated a nationwide zoo/circus escape plan and settled in the nooks on trains intended for luggage… Everyone remember that? Well yeah, now there are loads of chimps, so many that it’s proved a really good indie publishing strategy to just grab yourself a chimp and scribble on the back of it… Still lost? Try looking out the window, I bet there is an orangutan grinning at you right now holding a squeegee–they are pleasant. The best authors carry bananas.

Fionn managed some qualifications along the line, which on the face of it-God forbid-legitimate his opinions on literature in some lowbrow way. He probably still prefers the Fu Manchu novels to James Joyce, despite his Irish lineage. All opinions expressed here are dug from the pit of knowledge, digested and regurgitated as a little pâté  that is neither appealing nor edible.